We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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