.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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