This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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