and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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