Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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