Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Randomize