Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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