obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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