My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
