I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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