North Korea, Best Korea!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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