its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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