Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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