Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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