all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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