I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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