Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Randomize
