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He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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