dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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