just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
