Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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