bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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