i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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