if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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