Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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