3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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