He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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