I want to have your abortion
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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