i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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