Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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