It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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