All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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