Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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