At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
vagina is talking i cant
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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