So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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