How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
God gave him joint rollers for hands
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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