I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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