covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
the day after is always just damage control
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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