i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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