Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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