talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
His nipple licking is glorious
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