I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Randomize
