Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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