She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
This is classic penis vs brain.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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