she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
i need to put some appletini on your dick
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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