what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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