i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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