in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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