Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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