i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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