I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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