Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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