But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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