There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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