Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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